Ed's New Girlfriend. . .

I don't know what her name is but her initials are G.P.S. Ed got a new GPS system and so we took a road trip to Spokane last weekend. I drove while he hooked it up. While I was driving all of sudden I heard this quiet pretty voice say "You're exceeding the speed limit" I looked at Ed then the GPS then my speedometer. I was barely off the 70. I kept going and she said it again. And again. Pretty soon I was arguing with her! So Ed took over driving. She also told him when he was exceeding the speed limit but he didn't seem to care. When we got in Spokane I entered our destination address and by dang she told him every turn and street to take right to our destination. I didn't have to say a word. When she said turn right he did. When she said turn left he did. No arguing, no shouting no dirty looks. (If only it could tell him when the light was green or red, but hey, maybe someday) I just set back and enjoyed the ride. I got to thinking how great it would be to have a GPS for men at home. A beautiful calm voice would remind him "You left your socks and shoes in the living room" "The garbage needs to go out" Your plate needs to go in the dishwasher" You left the milk out" (well there's not room for all my list) But just think how much voice we could save and no nagging. Well I can dream can't I.